Creepy guy creeping around, getting creepy naked and leaving a creepy smell

“I got it sprayed down because it smelled terrible,” the victim told the Bradenton Herald. “I have never seen him in my life. It is kind of creepy.”

It's not "kind of creepy", victim. It most definitely is creepy.

Episode 25

-- She's a real firecracker!

-- How many times have we said the 'junk' is off limits

-- Keith would rather eat fetal pig testicles than wax beans.

-- Knife fight #56, right in our backyard. Stay classy, St. Louis.

-- Chinese man was acting selfish, so he pushed him off a bridge

-- Our weekly warning about monkeys. This one from Japan's Aomori Prefecture, Shimokita Peninsula

-- What is the unsaid rule about blessing someone after multiple sneezes? We're going to ask Abby.

IB Comic 6/4/09

Episode 24

Keith went down to Florida to check out the vortex of all that is f-ed up. Mike does a semi-live show. Rehashes some of the "highlights" of past shows.

-Hiroshima/Nagasaki survivor

-stink free underwear in outerspace

-crazy murder trial in Anchorage

-Ninja or not Ninja? you be the judge

-Memphis Mike segment with lobsters and black magic goats

-compilation of Idiot Ballroom Presents

You can't tell me that these people honestly think that this looks good....

Seriously. It's botulism. Bacteria. You're injecting bacteria into your face so you can look "good". Guess what? It's not working.

What street do you live on?

You just take a left on Main Street. Go past the QT and take a right at Second Street. Go up 2 blocks and then make another right on Butt Hole Road. We're two houses on the....

What was the name of that street again?

Episode 23

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-- Crabs in the toilet.

-- Big Mama Hot Pickled Sausage... yummy.

-- Chesus.  Yes.  Chesus.

-- How to avoid getting arrested for shoplifting?  Throw a baby.

-- Old lady beats her old man for cheating on her.

-- That bird kept on squawking so I took a bat to it's head.  It was driving me cuckoo.

-- Is that a banana in your pocket or are you robbing me?

-- What do people in Uruguay call themselves?  Uruguayans?  

-- Asparagus is expensive.

Fight Club for the mentally handicapped

So, we first reported this story back in March on Episode 15. Oh how we wished to see the video back then. Guess what? Here it is.

Please tell me that I’m hallucinating.

Did I just step into some alternate universe, did someone slip LSD into my Cheerios, this morning, or did I read this wrong? Are we really performing life saving surgeries on tree frogs?

Episode 22

It's a family affair during movie night. -- Maybe it's not a wise idea to add 4 inches to your penis. -- Chinese boss gets his junk bitten off in a car -- DARE to keep cops off drugs. -- Thank goodness it's a snake head in my dinner. -- Cyclist gets killed by a lady painting her fingernails... but she was wearing a helmet -- St. Louis has a "feces bandit" on the loose and the Hardy Boys break this case wide open -- If the rat mascot gropes you, then "cha ching cha ching".