Is this going to be national news from now on?

When the hell did this become reportable news on a national level? I understand that a plane crashed. No one was killed. No one was seriously injured. Birds fly. Birds get sucked into airplane engines. It happens quite frequently. What's the next step? "SUV Returns to Garage Safely After Striking Dog on Highway"? I can't take it anymore.

I think the real question is "What videogame was he playing?"

There is so many things wrong here. First off, judging by the guy's mugshot, this guy is lucky to have a girlfriend.  Why would he go off and do what he did?  He isn't going to find another female who's going to put up with his hours on-line shooting at aliens or WWII enemies.  Especially, if the details of this little rampage are brought up, he should just embrace single life from here on out.

But I think the main question wasn't answered in this article.  What videogame was he playing that constituted a beat down?  GTA?  COD?  GOW?  (I'm showing how much of a geek I am by throwing around the acronyms)  

At least this article didn't turn into the argument that videogames lead to violence.  

Game on, my friend.  Game on.

Episode 10

Episode 10. Double digits. If you could do black magic, would you turn yourself into a goat? Best way to not wear your wife's pantyhose, stop cutting your toenails! How bout them apples?!

Music on the show tonight

All U Can Eat – Ben Folds
Pocket Mouse - Chocolate Genius
Needles In The Camel’s Eye – Brian Eno
Money – Easy Star All-Stars
Nugget – Cake
North By North – Faded Paper Figures
I’m Just Raw – Lyric’s Born

Idiots of the Week

I'm not too sure there is a way to fuck this up any more than these two did. There are a lot of things in this world that I will never understand, and why these two idiots were stealing mass quantities of windshield wiper fluid to begin with, well, that's one of the mysteries that I will never be able to wrap my head around.

WTF?

This came on one morning and I was completely in shock at what I had just witnessed.  I thought I was in the twilight zone.

What the hell, people

Seriously.  I have nothing.

You're screwed, Mr. and Mrs. Senior Citizen

I say that because this pretty much effects you more than it does other generations.  Sorry, but you're going to miss your Murder She Wrote and Golden Girls re-runs.  

But you do still have time.  Take your social security check and get that converter box and you won't miss any of Andy Griffith.

Lost in the mail?

And neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, nor the winds of change, nor a nation challenged, will stay us from the swift completion of our appointed rounds. Ever....

Except Tuesdays.

What could posibly go wrong?

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished .... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.