It's official now...

America is experiencing an epidemic of smorgasbord proportions.  This is like the sixth article we've come across of an assault with a lunch item.  (The man hitting his ex-judge wife with a frying pan doesn't count as it didn't incorporate any food.  But it's funny nonetheless.)

And Florida, not wanting to let this food assault crisis get out of hand, nips it in the bud.  A judge sets bail for this recent bagel thrower at $10, 650.  That's a lot of bagels!

Now this a serious drinker

Probably the smartest law I've seen in a long time... you hear that, a-hole across the street?!

There is enough room from the corner to the end of our property line to park two cars; mine and the spouse's.  So, I have this thing about people parking their cars there.   Especially, the inconsiderate jack-offs that park smack dab in the middle and obstruct the imaginary two car lengths so that only their beat up piece of crap is able to park there.  Friggin' idiots!

So, yeah I like this law that Dallas has come up with.  

Episode 8

Joining Keith & Mike on this episode were Stella & Johnny. Probably not a good mixture as I'm feeling a bit roughed up today.

Topics:

Saint Louis wins top honors for the second year in a row. A 22 year old virgin is auctioning her flower away. Buy one get one free. Crockett and Tubbs steal a television. And divorce is never the answer for your money problems.

Idiot Ballroom Broadcasting Tonight

Tonight’s Music Setlist*:

Emma Blowgun’s Last Stand – Beulah
Fujiyama Mama -Wanda Jackson
When It Began – The Replacements
You’re English Is Good – Tokyo Radio Police
Sheep Go To Heaven – Cake
Walkie Talkie – DJ Shadow
The W.A.N.D. – The Flaming Lips
The Empty Page – Sonic Youth
I’m Not Crying, You’re Not Crying, Are You? – Dear & The Headlights

Listen live 10PM Central on Radio23.
Click you preferred listener, sit back with your favorite drink and settle in on a cold winter’s night with us.


*Music plays as time permits.

It's happening again and I need someone to explain it to me...

Over and over again I have to read about this kind of episode, and over and over again it makes my blood boil. There is not a satisfaction guarantee at the hospital, folks. People die there. That is why the morgue is located at the hospital. I may not have spent the better part of a decade in medical school but I'm fairly certain that if you have appendicitis and you don't go to the hospital for surgery, you stand a good chance of going to the hospital to spend some time in the morgue. And while I'm on my soapbox about shit that I can't tolerate, let me just smack the media around for a minute. I have linked to the story on the "newsok" website because I wanted to actually find out what the facts were in this particular story. The AP has been reporting that this poor girl died as a result of her carotid artery being cut during surgery. This would in fact give me the impression that the doctor had absolutely no right to be in an operating room because... and remember, I am not a doctor... there is no reason whatsoever to be cutting into the side of someones neck to perform an appendectomy. Tragically, this girl had her iliac artery cut during a necessary surgery in an attempt to save her life, so thanks for the accurate facts Associated Press.

Experienced criminals case joints because...

Robbing this...

With this...

Will get you this...

"Well, yeah, I guess it is a bit ironic."

What is your fourteen-year-old daughter worth?

Here's a little advice. When the guy you sold your underage daughter to doesn't come with the goods, maybe you shouldn't call the cops and attempt to convince them to force the guy to make payment or give you your daughter back.

"Hey, Peru! How do I go about applying for a working visa?"